Sunday, September 30, 2012

New Items For Sale

...which include Bra & Panty sets, lipgloss, shoes, and more. Get your wallets ready boys. I'll be uploading pics later.

In the meantime, here's a little question. I've seen a lot of Dommes selling a lot of miscellaneous items. If I offered to sell them, would you boys be interested in tshirts, tank tops, jeans, etc. from me?

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Panties, Socks & Shoes...Oh My!

Yeah I know, I'm lame. Wanna know who else is lame? This little girl on Meet Me...well, I shouldn't say little - she's about 300 pounds and only 18.

Anyways, about two nights ago, I was scrolling through my newsfeed and saw this guy Pete's post.

"im single and hate it y cant i find a decent gir on here that wont lie or cheat."

Gramatically horrible, but I still clicked like on it because I agree. There are few girls on that site that actually care about relationships. He then wrote on my wall - "hey you wanna chat and get to kno each other ur beautiful"

So this morning, I woke up and checked my account. This girl Jenna also clicked like on his status and then viewed my profile. Her latest status was "I just guess he doesnt love me anymore and I really love him"...so many whiny bitches. I noticed I had an anonymous post waiting in my inbox.

"Pete nd I had a fight but dont like that he's single were still together thanks"

I responded....

"Lol you're kidding me right? Bitch chill the fuck out. I'm engaged...just because I clicked like on a guy's status doesn't mean I want him. Insecure much? XD"

 
 
In storefront news, I've got some new items up for sale. If you're interested let me know and we'll get started on the buying process.
 
 
Socks - Start at $20
Flip Flops - $30
Panties - Start at $25
Boots - $75......FREE with the purchase of a replacement pair (on my High Priority Wishlist for $39.99)
 
 






 
 
 


Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Morning Praises

....go out to supersub38 for putting me on thebitch.biz. (Click HERE) I'm now their featured bitch ;) See boys? Promoting me makes me happy...but not as happy as getting me things off my wish list so get to it.

In Blacklist news, an old hag makes her way. MistressK1964 decided to stop in for an envious visit this morning.

"Your name wouldn't happen to be Karla would it? LOL"

Ok, bitch please. I get you've been on the site since 2008 and I've had multiple accounts since 2010. That does NOT mean that I took your fucking user name. Are you kidding me? If you wanted to troll me that hard, you would know my name isn't Karla and that the significance of 44028 (originally 440 on my old profile), doesn't signify my birth year like yours.

I swear....women on a power trip like this have the same thing going for them - they are insecure because all the subs want young Dommes and their aging selves are getting less and less action. All they want is for EVERYONE to worship them, no matter what their BDSM status is.

I'll take a wild guess and say that my response will go deleted unread...that's how it usually goes when these hags get butt-hurt.

Monday, September 24, 2012

Make Me Feel Better

Ugh I hate being sick. It's just a cold but I'm down for the count today. I want you boys to get on my Amazon Wish List and take a shopping spree. Packages on my doorstep speed up my recovery.

And while you boys are off shopping to make me feel better, these are my goals for the day.

- Install my new stripper pole in the attic.
- Do a few cam shows since no one has offered to pay for my bills this month.
- Go through my closet and set aside clothes that don't fit so I can sell them.
- Come up with new ways to make money to use for Christmas presents for my family.
- Make a list of new videos I want to do.


Get to it boys!

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Losers And Their Games

Well another Domme makes her way to my Blacklist. I swear, some of these GIRLS have no idea what it takes to be a real Domme.

I got a message from MistressChrissy0 last night on CollarMe...

"could you be any more of a loser? you're not a mistress. you're a trained seal catering to the pervs. lol"

I message her back with this...

"Could you be any more desperate? Come on, seeking people to pick on is so third grade. Up your game sweetheart, you want to succeed in this world right?"

She deleted it unread.

Seriously? And she calls me a loser? No respectable Domme goes around seeking other Dommes to harass.

Ladies, we are all equal...or at least that's how I view it. Yeah, some of us are more experienced than others, some of us make more money than others...but ultimately we are all working towards the same goal - dominating the losers of the world. Now how are you going to dominate losers when you're no better yourself?

To dominate to the highest level, you have to be mature. Now, if you're going around messaging other Dommes like a jealous little 8 year old, how on earth are you going to have the maturity to handle this lifestyle?

I'll let Jenna Marbles handle this one...

This also applies to the whiny cam girls I see ranting on Tumblr. If you can't handle a bunch of trolls and don't have the slightest hint of a backbone, you are in the wrong business.

Friday, September 21, 2012

Panties For Sale

Come on you panty-sniffers. I know you're there, lurking in the shadows. I'm so disappointed in you. I haven't sold a pair of panties in a month. I have plenty for sale. Thongs, g-strings, bikini cuts, boyshorts....pretty much everything.

Let me explain how the selling of my panties work....

Panties start at $25. That's it.

I then offer added options that drive the price of your pair up.

First is the amount of time you want me to wear them. Every pair comes with 24-hr. wear included. For every extra 24 hours you want me to wear them (48 hours, 72 hours, etc), add $10 per 24 hours.

Next is media. For an added price, your order will come included with pictures and/or videos of me wearing the panties you have ordered. Pricing is as follows...
- 25 photos: $20
- 5 minute video: $20
- 25 photos & 5 minute video: $40
- 30 photos & 10 minute video: $50
- 100 multi-position photos & 10 minute video: $100

Now comes the fun part - what you want me to do with the panties. I have many options....
- Masturbated in: add $5
- Pee stained: add $5
- Shit stained: add $10
- Cream-pied in: add $50
- Period stained: add $75 [only available during certain times]

Finally comes your shipping options. How desperate are you to get my panties?
- Next day delivery: add $20
- 2-3 Business Days: add $10
- 3-9 Business Days: add $5

Come on boys, I know you're out there and just dying to own a piece of me.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Independent Seller vs. Commercial

So this is a little poll, and I think I'll set up an actual poll just so I can get a decent response...

Until now, I've been selling all of my merchandise independently....boxers, tshirts, key chains, magnets, etc. I love selling my items that way because I get to keep all of the money from the sale. The problem is that apparently not a lot of people are comfortable sending me their money, with the fear that I'm one of those "Dommes" who just take your money and you won't ever see what you purchased.

I came across the idea today of selling my items through CafePress. The idea is appealing to me, however the commission involved is a little disappointing...

Say that I wanted to sell a pair of my Shy's Peep Boxers. My price is $25 and because I am selling that on my own, I keep all $25 from the sale.

If I went through CafePress, I would only get to keep $5 from that sale....$5.

Now while in my mind, $5 vs. $25 is an easy decision, I still like pleasing my subs.

So the question stands...

Would you rather please your Domme by buying her item directly from her where she will get more money....

Or would you rather buy her item from a trusted website where she will get less money, but you're 100% guaranteed that you will receive your product?

Answer via the poll to the right of this post ----->

Now let me make this clear. I am a very honest woman. I have never taken money from a sub without giving them what they purchased. I just don't want to make it seem that there's a chance you won't get your items from me when you pay for them.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Rainy Day Blues

Someone spoil me and make this miserable day somewhat better.

Later today I'll be re-vamping my program application. Seems like I've done that more than 20 times lately...but unfortunately, some people just can't follow simple instructions, so now I have to re-write it to fit the intelligence of a 3rd grader.

Thank you to those few subs on CollarMe last night who sent me random tributes. It's always nice knowing that I'm being thought of, no matter how big or small the tribute is.

To all of the new subs I've been recruiting from MyFreeCams and MeetMe, welcome. I will introduce you to my world slowly but surely, so that you're comfortable and willing to trust me before you devote your mind, body and soul to me.

And if you're not so willing? Well...who wouldn't want their chance to be in my presence?

Monday, September 17, 2012

Scammer of the Day

Beware of giantfan74.

He came at me today with a proposal - he would buy something off of my wishlist and I would send him pictures of me wearing boots.

The way I handle this is one picture per $10 spent. He "purchased" the stripper pole from my wishlist - $85.95 - 8 pictures.

So I messaged him back with this...

"Alright, here is how this will work with the pics. Give me your email address and I will send you 8 semi-clean pics of me in boots. If I actually get the pole (because I know a lot of you boys like to "purchase" items for me and then cancel the order when you get what you want), I will send you 4 pics of me wearing nothing but boots."

30 minutes later, no response. I checked my wish list and the pole went from purchased to unpurchased.

Hmmm....salty because I wouldn't send you nudes right off the bat? Loser.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Text Me

Chatting on NiteFlirt has become extremely overrated. The newest craze? Texting. Go to my ExtraLunchMoney page and click "Send Text". I'll get paid for talking to you and you'll get to know more about your favorite Goddess.

Get to it boys ;) I can't wait to start this service.

Saturday, September 15, 2012

My First Bitch

While looking at other Domme's blogs today, I came across one - Goddess Kandi. And while I doubt any one cares to believe me, I'm still pissed. I came across her "Buy my stuff" tab.

MISC ITEMS:
*A Bottle of My Pee - $50
*A Container of My Pubes - $50
*Used Soda Can with My Lipstick Print on It - $25
*Used Razor - $15
*Used Tampon - $40
*Container Filled with a Cream Pie from Fucking My Boyfriend - $100
*Used Condoms - $25
*Holiday/Birthday Card - $30
*Handwritten Letter - $50



Alright. So a lot of you probably are thinking "Why care?" I mean, yeah. It's just a list of products/prices that I offer. But what pisses me off about it is that I have the following passage showing on every page of my blog....

"WARNING
Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile, blog, or pictures in any form or forum, from past, present and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications."

So what did you think bitch? That you weren't going to get caught? Guess what, I caught you. I'll let you get away with it this time. Wanna know why? Because you just proved that I'm better than you. You proved that I have more creativity and that I am actually capable of thinking. I mean, seriously? How hard is it to come up with the idea of selling a razor or deciding prices? And what makes me laugh harder is that you think you're the shit and claim to make so much from this, so why wouldn't you increase the price of my items? You were so pathetic that you had to just copy and paste things from my page to use on your site.

You are pathetic....absolutely pathetic. I'm just happy to know that there are bitches out there that admire me and what I do. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Did anyone tell you that? So thanks, sweetie, for making my day so much better by finding out that you're jealous of how I run my site :)

::UPDATE::
Since posting this, I got a message from one of "Goddess Kandi's" subs, Time2UseMe. It just proves to me how delusional people are. The sub is from New Jersey and the Domme is from Ohio, so more than likely he's never even met her...and that's IF this lack-of-imagination bitch is even real.

sub: GoddessKandi is my domme, she did not steal from you

Me: Think what you want loser. She copied and pasted from my Shop tab into her Buy my stuff tab. My subs can verify that my information has been there since November 2011. Your "Domme" has only had her page up for a week. I think you should reconsider who you trust.

sub: haha. GoddessKandi owns everyone on CM. FOR THE KANDI!

Me: Rofl. You're delusional. I know you're a sub, but goddamn have some common sense. There are hundreds of thousands of men on this site, more than half of which are Doms. She obviously doesn't own them. Wise up.

My message was deleted unread. I want to make this little announcement to every sub reading this. Just because you are a sub does not mean you should give up all common sense that you have gained through life experience.

::UPDATE:: 9-26-12. I just checked and GoddessKandi has since removed her account on Yolasite and created a new account with Webs. Her new site does not contain any stolen content. Good choice sweetie :)

Mini Contest

I'm going to start accepting PayPal payments again only because no one seems to be interested in using the sites that are the same as PayPal but actually allow "adult transactions." But I swear, the first sub to cause me issues and causes me to lose my PayPal account WILL be funding everything lost.

Now for the contest....

Whoever buys me one item from each of my seperate wish lists will receieve a 30 minute Skype chat every night for one week, and one pair of my used panties or other fetish item. It doesn't matter how cheap or expensive the items are. Boys who buy more than one item per wish list from each wish list will receive more benefits. If you would also like to participate in my Amazon Deal to receive more of my products, let me know.

When you are on the final page of the order screens, do a screen shot so I know what all was in your order and how much your total order cost.

Prizes will be given when I receive the full order. Happy spending boys ;)

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Task for 09-13-12

Hello boys. I'm glad to see you have all been listening to me. Gift cards have been showing up in my inbox and so my wardrobe will be soon be growing. I have some tasks for you today, depending on your financial situation.

Here are your options:

1) Apply to be a part of my training program, if you aren't already.

2) Book a session with me.

4) Buy me something from my wish list. It can be as small or big as you choose, as cheap or as expensive. Keep in mind that buying me something will automatically get you something in return.

5) Adopt one of my bills for this month:
  • Phone Bill --- $110
  • Internet --- $40
  • Rent --- $500
  • Utilities --- $100
  • Groceries --- $250
Come on boys, make me happy. You're really good at making me happy, so don't disappoint me today.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Back from Haitus

Well hello boys ;) I'm back! Your Mistress, Princess, & Cam Whore are back and better before. My program is revamped so I will start accepting new subs. I can't wait to get back into the swing of things. Thank you to the amazing sub who bought me my new laptop. Without it, I wouldn't be here right now. I couldn't get on cam once my old laptop died, so I couldn't afford a new one right away. But thanks to my loyal boys, I'm back. Here's some photos from my Tumblr page to get you all excited about my return.