Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Video Requests

So, as I'm getting my finances straightened around in order to get this new apartment, I'm asking for a favor (other than the usual shower me with gifts and money so I can live a life of luxury).

If you send me a video request, I am asking that you buy the materials needed for it. So, if you send me a request for a video where I pop balloons with my heels, please do me a favor and buy the balloons.

This is a short post, but I feel like it needed to be said since I can't keep blowing money on video props if I expect to get this apartment in less than 2 months.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Ignorant Minds

Ok seriously? This is bullshit, I haven't gotten anything off my wish lists in over a week. Get busy boys, your Mistress is not happy. Even if it's something you think is stupid that costs $5, I DON'T CARE. Buying me things makes me happy, no matter how much or how little it costs.

I've got a new boy coming to clean the house tomorrow. Hopefully he does a better job than the last loser.

Oh a just a little hint, if you start telling me how to do my job...well, let's just say I'm not going to be very happy. I've been doing MFC since April. I make at least $1500 a week. Telling me to lower my prices is going to do nothing but piss me off, especially since you have no idea how this site works.

"Oh but I've been on other sites and the girls I've seen charge much less for a cum show."

There are many things that factor into what our specialty shows cost: our mood, what are client base typically is, and how busy or slow our day is. It all depends on the model. Don't come to me telling me to lower my prices and that you have some better ideas when YOU'RE A GUY THAT'S NEVER WORKED ON A CAM SITE.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Daily House Boys

So Anthony & I have decided that our goal is to have someone cleaning our house on a daily basis. Now since everyone has their own personal commitments, I've decided to just look for people interested in doing one or two days out of the week, that way the whole week will be filled.

I also have a new "game" of sorts for our house boys. It's a chore jar, kinda like this one, but ghetto style (coffee can & index card strips) until I can get to the store to get a mason jar and Popsicle sticks...


I love the idea we came up with. When Timmy was serving us, he would always just do the dishes and then come ask us if there was anything else we needed to do. Always distracted with our other commitments, we didn't know off the top of our heads what needed to be done, so he just left. Now, all of the house work is written down and up for grabs.

If you are on a time limit and can only stick around for an hour or two, just pick one chore. If you can spend a lot of time working, pick as many as you'd like.

This keeps things interesting, as you'll be moving from room to room working on things and not just focusing on, say, just the kitchen or just the bathroom.

If you're interested in a day, let me know. For the moment, the schedule is completely open.

Monday - Open - Available starting at 4:00pm
Tuesday - Open - Available starting at 4:00pm
Wednesday - Open - Available from 4:00pm-7pm
Thursday - Open - Available starting at 4:00pm
Friday - Open - Available starting at 4:00pm
Saturday - Open - Available starting at 12pm
Sunday - Open - Available starting at 12pm

Just Another Day

I am so disappointed with the subs on CollarMe. I posted a journal today, in search of a sub looking to do some house work.

Two subs got back to me. Both of them stopped replying half way through the conversation. My guess is that sub #1 was upset that I didn't want to see him in his maid outfit, and sub #2 didn't like the fact that I wanted him to leave at a certain time.

You wanna know what submission is? GIVING ME WHAT I WANT! If I don't want to see your middle-aged ass in a maid costume, or if I want you out of the house before my boyfriend gets home, that's my fucking perrogative. Your only concern should be making me happy.....so throw on some jeans and a t-shirt and work swiftly, and don't question me because I KNOW WHAT I WANT. Got that?

Monday, October 8, 2012

Custom Videos

Woot! It's my 100th post! I figured I would hold off on posting until I had something special to post about, but then I figured I would just come up with something special.

For the rest of October and the month of November, I'll be offering ONE HOUR LONG Custom Clips for just $25. Since I usually charge $60 for those clips, consider this a major sale :).

Pay the $25 and you can write up your own script for me. Make sure to include any specific outfits, dialogue, positions, toys, etc. If there is an outfit your want me to wear that I don't own (nurse outfit), I have plenty of costumes, lingerie and shoes on my wish list.

I will make your every fantasy come true.

My only limit for these videos is that I will not do anal. Other than that, all content is up for grabs.

Get creative boys.

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Another Sub Failed

Oh well. I don't have time for alcoholics in my life. This post is about my sub Timmy [tja1234567], who had found me on CollarMe about 3 months ago, and wanted to clean our house. He's been doing so ever since, and even taking Anthony and I to dinner, and buying me gifts. I've never had a problem with him until recently.

The only rule I have for household slaves is to never enter my room. That is my private domain and no one except for myself and Anthony are allowed inside of it. Well he broke that rule and ended up throwing away important things of mine that he thought was garbage.....strike one.

There were little instances that didn't add up to a full strike, like insisting he suck my boyfriend's dick when he knows Anthony is straight and would never allow it. He also insisted on physical contact with me, such as kissing my ass and having me slap him. I denied him both since I do NOT allow household slaves to have any physical contact with me. The mongrel was lucky enough to get a pathetic hug from me every time he came over.

Thursday morning, I received a message from him on Facebook, that he had sent on Tuesday.

"hey miss kayla can i meet up wit u later this week i gotta take my car to the shp nxt week an i got some stuff for u in my trunk that i forgot i bought LOL....jus hit me up."

So I replied,

"If you'd like to come over tonight, I'll text you when I get home."

He replied around 7:30 that night.

"kk :)"

I responded immediately.

"You can come now if you want."

"i jus cracked a few beers...u think i could tommaro...my bad miss lol"

STRIKE TWO.

I texted him yesterday.

"If you want to come clean, make sure you do it today because this is my last weekend at the house."

I'm moving out because Anthony and I realized how much more stressed our relationship is because we rushed things and moved in together so fast, not giving us a chance to miss each other.

"I got the stuff wit the car so ill try but I not sure miss"

I didn't reply. 17 minutes later:

"Ya I thnk I can"

I didn't reply again. Almost 2 hours later, he sent me another text.

"Idk my cuzin wants ta kick it an idk wutz wit my car and idts miss"

"Fine."

This should have been strike three, honestly. I knew there was nothing wrong with his car, because he just purchased it from the dealer not even a month ago.

He texted me later that night.

"Wut u movin"

I wasn't about to go into my private life details with him, so I left it very blunt. My mistake.

"Anthony doesn't want me here anymore."

"Wtf thas fuckd up...u leavin da nigga then"

WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. WHETHER WE BROKE UP OR NOT, YOU ARE STILL IN THE PROCESS OF SERVING HIM.

"No, we're staying together, we're just not going to live together for a while."

"Cause that cnt b nutin good for bu if u move out an shit I had b1 chick kick me well 2 kick me out they got back wit they x an still chilld wit me till I figured outM......ain't sayn he bout to do that but jus dnt let ya gaurd dwn......I thnk a guy did me like that too......jus dnt let ya gaurd dwn that all I sayn"

"He and I have talked everything over already."

"Ikr I'm jus sayn dntg . et ya gaurd dwn miss"

"As I said, we've talked everything over already."

"An u thnk when I get off could I drop by an give u that stuff....I cnt stay an do bnutin it my nephew b dsy prty"

"When?"

"When I get off wrk...idk when like time"

"I meant what day."

"Tomaro lol I'm sry I misunderstood miss"

So it's today...I texted him at 4:04 pm.

"Are you still coming over today?"

"Ya tonight after my nephew party,,,,,,,but idk how lng I can stay tho miss. Dat kool miss kayla"

"Yeah."

"Dependin on how much I drink tonight lol"

That was it. That was the last fucking straw. Before the other night, there were several other instances where he cancelled with me due to his drinking habits.

"Well I think in that case you need to decide what's more important... one night of drinking which you can do anytime, or your service to me which will end after this weekend."

"Ok fuck you too"

Aw, little dick-sucking subbie grew a backbone ;)

"You wanted a Domme, here I am."

"Wut u tlkn bout afta this weekend ima thrw away that shit ruturn da necklace I ain't gonna fuck wit dat u a worthless piece an u make urslf feel good by treatn others like shit An it wsnt eva jus drinkin its ussaly my wrk. Sis. Or babycuz"

Ah, yes, because having your cousin drink underage is so important.

"Obviously you don't know what a Domme is. You give up parts of your life for her. You've been saying for the past three days now that you were going to come over but then you bailed because of your drinking. I think its time you admit to yourself that you're an alcoholic. I've never had a problem with you before, but that doesn't mean I'm going to let you get away with it when you fuck up. Go ahead and get rid of whatever you got me. It was probably tacky anyway. There are better subs out there that know their place. Have a nice life."

He had one last thing to say....

"I am an acholic an I dam proud too"

Apparently little Timmy has problems with other Dommes too. I should really start doing reference checks.

I wonder when these subbies are going to realize not to fuck with their Dommes when she has the contact information for their workplace, and family.

If any spiteful Dommes would like his new phone number or his Yahoo Messanger ID, let me know.

::UPDATE::
So I got a text from Timmy about 2 hours after this post was published.

"I read ya lil ego trip pst....somebody hit my door"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Well I would love to take credit for that but I'm guessing you've pissed off more than one person in your life. I'm done giving you the satisfaction of talking to me."

"I've pissd off everybody in my life an I rlly dgaf no more about you or none of em....I mean ur a great person an u rlly cool jus I'm jus to fuckd up of person to keep this shit up"

Wait, so 2 hours ago I'm a worthless piece of shit and blah blah blah, and now I'm a great person? Wow you really are fucked up. I never responded. I thought that would be the end of it. Instead, on Facebook, I logged on to see his status. Correcting the spelling, he said "I love haters." He then posted another status about how he would be deleting all of his online accounts because they cause too much drama.

So yesterday, I get another message from Timmy on Facebook.

"Yo miss kayla can we jus put that shit behind us....I need to stay here so I could watch my niece an nephew in the am...id rlly apprciate if we caould jus put that all aside I wnt tlk to u an jus leave it at that..please miss"

"No, goodbye."

And the little bitch blocked me. I love my life :)

Monday, October 1, 2012

Shop Update

If you check out my Shop tab, you'll see that I added a huge amount of items. Just to summarize, on top of the items I will always have in stock, my shop now includes the following:

- 5 pairs of panties
- 1 bra & panty set
- 3 pairs of shoes
- 1 pair of socks
- 6 bottles of nailpolish
- 21 tubes of lipgloss
- 2 used razors
- 1 sports mouth guard
- 1 set of pussy-stuffed Mardi Gras beads
- 1 travel size toothbrush
- 2 tubes of mascara
- 2 things of deodorant
- 1 toothbrush
- 22 scrunchies
- 4 Colgate wisps

Get to shopping boys ;)