Prostitutes

So I was online today, trolling MyYearbook.....oh, excuse me, *cough cough* Meet Me. *eye roll*....anyways, I got a message from this guy. 20 years old, no profile picture, no pictures at all, lives about 15 minutes from me....let me just say that guys who clearly want a prostitute but refuse to admit it are pathetic.

Him....Have you ever had a sugar daddy to buy you things give you money and just help you out? Im looking for someone interested.

Me....I've always wanted to but no I haven't.

Him....Would you be interested? Why havent you in the past?

Me....Definitely. And I've tried kinda by putting up a profile on some sugar daddy site, I just never got any hits.

Him....Well thats good to hear. I think most of the profiles on those sites are fake. Im looking for a real girl who is serious about a longterm thing. I can help you out very much in life if you help me out.

Me....And what is it you need me to help you with?

Him....blowjobs and or handjobs

*sigh* Isn't it ever a normal SD/sb deal like it is in the BDSM world? You give me things because you think I'm cute and you want to make me happy with nothing sexual involved? No, of course not. At least not on a vanilla site like that.

Me....Bahahaha. You're looking for a prostitute, not a sugar baby. Plus that fact that you're only 20 makes you incapable of being a "daddy". Move along. You won't find what you're looking for here.

Him....I am 30. I dont know why it put down on here. Im not looking for a prostitute. Im looking for a long term situation to help someone out in life.

Me....You're going to buy things for someone in exchange for them granting you sexual favors. That's a prostitute.

Him....Prostitutes do it with many guys. Thats disgusting and dangerous. Do wealthy men not spoil their wives? Do that make them a prostitute? Im simply looking for someone sweet who likes to be spoiled.

Me....You're looking for someone to suck you off. As I said, you won't find what you're looking for here. Goodbye.

Are you fucking kidding me? If you are not looking for an actual relationship, just someone who will get you off for the sole purpose of you buying her whatever she wants? You're looking for a prostitute, just admit it.